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Old 03-13-2014, 01:50 PM   #1
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An Army guy would not have left his shoes to be spit in.
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Old 03-13-2014, 01:56 PM   #2
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An Army guy would not have left his shoes to be spit in.
The only reason an Army guy would take his shoes off is if he needed to count to between 11 and 20.



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The only reason an Army guy would take his shoes off is if he needed to count to between 11 and 20.



Not sure I want to know what happens when they need to count to 21.
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The only reason an Army guy would take his shoes off is if he needed to count to between 11 and 20.



This coming from someone in the Hair Force?
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This coming from someone in the Hair Force?
That's CHAIR Force to you, Mister.
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