marine on a plane

[Porch Dweller]

Originally Posted by Subvet642

It would take a Marine to fit his wiener in a tiny little Coke bottle spout.

I once almost got pummeled by three Marines in Stuttgart after I told them the only Marine joke I know:

Q: Why does the Navy keep Marines on their ships?

A: Because sheep would be too obvious.

Yeah, Marines don't enjoy non-Marines making jokes about them. A couple of rounds of beers settled everything down, though.

[AdamJoshua]

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller

I once almost got pummeled by three Marines in Stuttgart after I told them the only Marine joke I know:

Q: Why does the Navy keep Marines on their ships?

A: Because sheep would be too obvious.

Yeah, Marines don't enjoy non-Marines making jokes about them. A couple of rounds of beers settled everything down, though.

Q: Why did the navy invent powered soap?

A: Takes long to pick it up when you drop it in the shower.


Q: What sound does sh!t make when it hits the fan?

A: Marrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiine

[Subvet642]

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller

I once almost got pummeled by three Marines in Stuttgart after I told them the only Marine joke I know:

Q: Why does the Navy keep Marines on their ships?

A: Because sheep would be too obvious.

Yeah, Marines don't enjoy non-Marines making jokes about them. A couple of rounds of beers settled everything down, though.

When I was in, the Marines hated our stinkin' guts because we were always screwing with them. It was mostly just us and them at Subase Groton; we'd get bored. Well, that and lots of free time and alcohol.