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Old 01-19-2014, 12:15 AM   #1
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"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
And if he was 4 inches taller and scored 2 points lower on the Public Service exam, he could have been a fireman.
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And if he was 4 inches taller and scored 2 points lower on the Public Service exam, he could have been a fireman.
Bazinga!
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Old 01-19-2014, 11:23 AM   #3
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And if he was 4 inches taller and scored 2 points lower on the Public Service exam, he could have been a fireman.
Jokes like this are not made about firemen. That's because people actually LIKE us.
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Old 01-19-2014, 11:28 AM   #4
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Yeah, that's what you wanna be; some pissed-off cop's personal project.
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Jokes like this are not made about firemen. That's because people actually LIKE us.
Da dump, shing!
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Old 01-19-2014, 02:30 PM   #6
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Jokes like this are not made about firemen. That's because trees actually LIKE us.
Fixed it, ya big lug.
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