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Old 07-23-2013, 09:02 AM   #1
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Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
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Old 07-23-2013, 09:40 AM   #2
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Old 07-23-2013, 09:50 AM   #3
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Old 07-23-2013, 09:54 AM   #4
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Did you Snopes this? I don't want to generalize across the entire gender, but that is a lot of math and finance-speak for most of the women I've known.
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Old 07-23-2013, 11:33 AM   #8
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Old 07-23-2013, 11:37 AM   #9
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Did you Snopes this? I don't want to generalize across the entire gender, but that is a lot of math and finance-speak for most of the women I've known.
It's a joke, it doesn't have to be a stereotype.
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Old 07-23-2013, 11:37 AM   #10
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LOL.
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Old 07-23-2013, 12:40 PM   #12
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That's a good one.
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