Male Logic
 

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

Re: Male Logic
 

:r:r:r:r

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:lr :lr :lr

Re: Male Logic
 

Did you Snopes this? I don't want to generalize across the entire gender, but that is a lot of math and finance-speak for most of the women I've known.

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:r :r

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:r

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Perfect. :tu

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:r :r

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It's a joke, it doesn't have to be a stereotype.

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LOL.

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:r:r:r:r

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:banger

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:lr

Re: Male Logic
 

That's a good one.