A Nun's Constipation

Montano · 09-12-2011, 06:23 PM

A nun goes into a liquor store and asks for a bottle of bourbon. Owner says "Whatever for Sister"? "It's for Mother Superior's constipation" "Oh" Says the proprieter "That's OK then" After closing, as he is locking up he notices the nun, flat on her ass, drunk as hell sitting in the gutter. "Now sister, you said that was for the Mother superior's constipation". "It is" she slurs "And when she sees me she's gonna sh!t".

G G · 09-12-2011, 06:41 PM

hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

kelmac07 · 09-12-2011, 06:54 PM

Ogre · 09-12-2011, 06:56 PM

I loved it!!!!

Newbie_nick · 09-12-2011, 07:39 PM

lol..........

Moose6026 · 09-12-2011, 08:07 PM

That's funny stuff man

irratebass · 09-12-2011, 08:12 PM

That was great!

Drez · 09-13-2011, 12:16 AM

hscmit · 09-13-2011, 11:23 AM

haha

09-12-2011, 06:23 PM	#1
Montano Bourbon IS a food group Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Nick Location: Central Cali Posts: 2,059 Trading: (33)	A Nun's Constipation A nun goes into a liquor store and asks for a bottle of bourbon. Owner says "Whatever for Sister"? "It's for Mother Superior's constipation" "Oh" Says the proprieter "That's OK then" After closing, as he is locking up he notices the nun, flat on her ass, drunk as hell sitting in the gutter. "Now sister, you said that was for the Mother superior's constipation". "It is" she slurs "And when she sees me she's gonna sh!t". __________________

09-12-2011, 06:41 PM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,722 Trading: (10)	Re: A Nun's Constipation hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

09-12-2011, 06:54 PM	#3
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09-12-2011, 06:56 PM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: A Nun's Constipation I loved it!!!! __________________

09-12-2011, 07:39 PM	#5
Newbie_nick Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Nick Location: Findlay, OH Posts: 418 Trading: (13)	Re: A Nun's Constipation lol..........

09-12-2011, 08:07 PM	#6
Moose6026 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Dan Location: In a house Posts: 358 Trading: (1)	Re: A Nun's Constipation That's funny stuff man __________________ Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid. - John Wayne

09-12-2011, 08:12 PM	#7
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: A Nun's Constipation That was great! __________________

09-13-2011, 12:16 AM	#8
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: A Nun's Constipation __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

09-13-2011, 11:23 AM	#9
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: A Nun's Constipation haha