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Montano 09-12-2011 06:23 PM

A Nun's Constipation
 
A nun goes into a liquor store and asks for a bottle of bourbon. Owner says "Whatever for Sister"? "It's for Mother Superior's constipation" "Oh" Says the proprieter "That's OK then" After closing, as he is locking up he notices the nun, flat on her ass, drunk as hell sitting in the gutter. "Now sister, you said that was for the Mother superior's constipation". "It is" she slurs "And when she sees me she's gonna sh!t".

G G 09-12-2011 06:41 PM

Re: A Nun's Constipation
 
hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

kelmac07 09-12-2011 06:54 PM

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:r :r :r

Ogre 09-12-2011 06:56 PM

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I loved it!!!!

Newbie_nick 09-12-2011 07:39 PM

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lol..........

Moose6026 09-12-2011 08:07 PM

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That's funny stuff man

irratebass 09-12-2011 08:12 PM

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That was great! :tu

Drez 09-13-2011 12:16 AM

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:r

hscmit 09-13-2011 11:23 AM

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haha


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