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Old 08-25-2011, 09:52 PM   #1
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Default A Visit To The Mental Asylum

I recently visited a mental asylum and I asked the director, "how can you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?"
He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and we offer them a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub."
I said, "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger." He responded, "No. A normal person would pull the plug...would you like a bed by the window?"..
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Old 08-25-2011, 09:58 PM   #2
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Funny stuff man
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:10 PM   #3
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Haha you got me. Good think I am already here.
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:13 PM   #4
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Was thinking of the plug too.
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:16 PM   #5
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Was thinking of the plug too.
Yea, with the window bed, you had plenty of time to think about it!!!!
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:18 PM   #6
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Teaspoon/bucket... Doesn't make a difference to me. I can't do isht with this straight jacket on...
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Old 08-28-2011, 11:59 AM   #7
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Old 08-28-2011, 09:21 PM   #8
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Haha!!
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Old 08-28-2011, 09:27 PM   #9
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That's why we're here!
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Old 08-29-2011, 07:03 AM   #10
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I was thinking the bucket as well, haha. I will pass this on.
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