A Visit To The Mental Asylum
 

I recently visited a mental asylum and I asked the director, "how can you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?"
He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and we offer them a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub."
I said, "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger." He responded, "No. A normal person would pull the plug...would you like a bed by the window?"..

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Funny stuff man:)

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Haha you got me. Good think I am already here.

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Was thinking of the plug too. :D

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Yea, with the window bed, you had plenty of time to think about it!!!!

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Teaspoon/bucket... Doesn't make a difference to me. I can't do isht with this straight jacket on...
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:r:r:r

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Haha!!

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That's why we're here!

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I was thinking the bucket as well, haha. I will pass this on.