What My Momma Taught Me!!!

Skywalker · 08-13-2011, 06:17 AM

My Mom taught me that women have stealth mode and are good detectives!

When you think you're safe to say or do something stupid, they will catch you!

My wife taught me that women can hear through walls! But that's another story!

Barcode · 08-13-2011, 08:03 AM

Don't forget - "This hurts me more than it hurts you." said just before the a$$ whooping

08-13-2011, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Barcode

Don't forget - "This hurts me more than it hurts you." said just before the a$$ whooping

And my Mom taught me that "Well, let me spank you them" is NOT the correct response to that statement!

Ogre · 08-14-2011, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Hippiebrian

And my Mom taught me that "Well, let me spank you them" is NOT the correct response to that statement!

Moose6026 · 08-21-2011, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Hippiebrian

And my Mom taught me that "Well, let me spank you them" is NOT the correct response to that statement!

That's funny right there

08-13-2011, 06:17 AM	#1
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!! My Mom taught me that women have stealth mode and are good detectives! When you think you're safe to say or do something stupid, they will catch you! My wife taught me that women can hear through walls! But that's another story! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

08-13-2011, 08:03 AM	#2
Barcode Adjusting to the Life Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Tom Location: Everett, WA Posts: 477 Trading: (16)	Re: What My Momma Taught Me!!! Don't forget - "This hurts me more than it hurts you." said just before the a$$ whooping