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Ogre	08-12-2011 09:16 AM

What My Momma Taught Me!!!

Religion - "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"
Logic - "Because I said so, that's why"
Irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"
Wisdom - "When you get to my age you'll understand"
Justice - "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"

N2 GOLD

08-12-2011 10:23 AM

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Thats AWESOM... The good old days when Disciplining children was not ABUSE... :r :r

G G	08-12-2011 10:29 AM

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:tu

irratebass

08-12-2011 10:37 AM

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Very nice heh.

TBone

08-12-2011 10:39 AM

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Memories....I could've gone all day without these as a reminder

Aporschaguy

08-12-2011 11:28 AM

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That's very very true... My wife and I were talking yesterday about how her grandma could have had 13 kids. My response was beatings and punishment.

WittyUserName

08-12-2011 12:08 PM

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:tu

GolfNut

08-12-2011 12:14 PM

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Wait...are we brothers? My Mom said the same things!

Blak Smyth

08-12-2011 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1371936)

Wait...are we brothers? My Mom said the same things!

Ah see we are all brothers!

Ogre	08-12-2011 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1371936)

Wait...are we brothers? My Mom said the same things!

Brothers from different Mothers!!!

kelmac07

08-12-2011 02:59 PM

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:tu :tu

markem

08-12-2011 03:14 PM

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All those are familiar plus these

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

My Momma's mustache looked a lot like Jim Croce's now that I think about it. :tu

Skywalker

08-13-2011 06:17 AM

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My Mom taught me that women have stealth mode and are good detectives!

When you think you're safe to say or do something stupid, they will catch you!

My wife taught me that women can hear through walls! But that's another story!:D

Barcode

08-13-2011 08:03 AM

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Don't forget - "This hurts me more than it hurts you." said just before the a$$ whooping

Hippiebrian

08-13-2011 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Barcode (Post 1372873)

Don't forget - "This hurts me more than it hurts you." said just before the a$$ whooping

And my Mom taught me that "Well, let me spank you them" is NOT the correct response to that statement!

:sl:sl:sl

Ogre	08-14-2011 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Hippiebrian (Post 1373527)

And my Mom taught me that "Well, let me spank you them" is NOT the correct response to that statement!

:sl:sl:sl

:r:r

Moose6026

08-21-2011 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Hippiebrian (Post 1373527)

And my Mom taught me that "Well, let me spank you them" is NOT the correct response to that statement!

:sl:sl:sl

That's funny right there:r

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