April Fools Jokes

Gophernut · 04-01-2011, 11:53 AM

My wife just called me to tell me that our 21 year old daughter is pregnant again. She just gave birth in November, so I was shocked, but not into disbelief. It took me a while before I finally could even say anything. I got up walked down the hallway here at work, and asked her if this was an April Fools day deal. I owe her one now!

markem · 04-01-2011, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut

My wife just called me to tell me that our 21 year old daughter is pregnant again. She just gave birth in November, so I was shocked, but not into disbelief. It took me a while before I finally could even say anything. I got up walked down the hallway here at work, and asked her if this was an April Fools day deal. I owe her one now!

Tell her that one of your coworkers overheard you *****ing about the pregnancy before you realized it was a joke. He told the whole office and teased you, so you punched him and broke his nose. You have a meeting with the boss and the HR person at the end of the day.

markem · 04-01-2011, 12:12 PM

For the truly geeky, here is the April Fools release from the IETF (the folks who brought you the Internet)

http://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/rfc6217/?include_text=1

This one is pretty good as well

http://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/rfc5984/?include_text=1

markem · 04-02-2011, 05:31 PM

I love the Google Motion prank

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html

04-01-2011, 11:53 AM	#1
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: April Fools Jokes My wife just called me to tell me that our 21 year old daughter is pregnant again. She just gave birth in November, so I was shocked, but not into disbelief. It took me a while before I finally could even say anything. I got up walked down the hallway here at work, and asked her if this was an April Fools day deal. I owe her one now! __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

04-01-2011, 12:12 PM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,646 Trading: (47)	Re: April Fools Jokes For the truly geeky, here is the April Fools release from the IETF (the folks who brought you the Internet) http://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/rfc6217/?include_text=1 This one is pretty good as well http://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/rfc5984/?include_text=1 __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-02-2011, 05:31 PM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,646 Trading: (47)	Re: April Fools Jokes I love the Google Motion prank http://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx