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Eleven 04-01-2011 09:36 AM

April Fools Jokes
 
I shoulda started thinking about this earlier. What are some of your 'good ones'?

Last year I called my wife after my son's hockey practice and told her the coach kicked him off the team...she actually believed that one. I had to calm her down.

I also called my oldest son and told him I broke my arm. He actually believed that as well.

This year I posted a picture of a 'broken leg' in a cast on facebook. It's about half and half with some people sending condolences and some wondering if it was an April Fools joke.

yakman 04-01-2011 10:18 AM

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We just told our 11 yr old son that he was gonna be a big brother. By the look on his face I thought he was gonna crap himself. We finally had to remind him what today was.

BlindedByScience 04-01-2011 10:21 AM

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One year I took a screen cap of a co-workers computer, icons, toolbars and all, turned it upside down and set it as his wallpaper.

Poor guy must have fiddled with it for ten minutes before he asked "...OK, how the hell did you do that..??..."

BC-Axeman 04-01-2011 10:22 AM

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Maybe I should have started a thread here instead of the Jokes forum.

jesseboston81 04-01-2011 10:36 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Eleven (Post 1223884)
This year I posted a picture of a 'broken leg' in a cast on facebook.

I just stole this one from you. It works well with the late-season snowstorm we just got here!

markem 04-01-2011 11:29 AM

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Went down to my local coffee shop and got the owner to pull this joke. First, you need to know that Portland is very much a coffee snob town and that the 'preferred' local beans are Stumptown, which my coffee shop uses.

Sign next to the cash register:

Now Proudly Serving Starbucks Coffee

We should have had a video for the expressions from the regulars.

Eleven 04-01-2011 11:33 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BC-Axeman (Post 1223946)
Maybe I should have started a thread here instead of the Jokes forum.

Maybe I should have though to post this there!

Mugen910 04-01-2011 11:43 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1224063)
Went down to my local coffee shop and got the owner to pull this joke. First, you need to know that Portland is very much a coffee snob town and that the 'preferred' local beans are Stumptown, which my coffee shop uses.

Sign next to the cash register:

Now Proudly Serving Starbucks Coffee

We should have had a video for the expressions from the regulars.


That's pretty funny!

Brutus2600 04-01-2011 11:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by NotFromHere (Post 1223944)
One year I took a screen cap of a co-workers computer, icons, toolbars and all, turned it upside down and set it as his wallpaper.

Poor guy must have fiddled with it for ten minutes before he asked "...OK, how the hell did you do that..??..."

Sad thing is I did this to one of our totally and utterly inept sys admins a few years back. Took a screen cap of his desktop, set it as his background, hid his icons and taskbar, then let the hilarity ensue.

Unfortunately I had to go offsite for a call, then when I get back I find out that he had been messing with it FOR TWO HOURS. He was about to format and reinstall his computer when somebody happened by his desk and helped him out.

He was the highest paid person in our department besides our director.

He also doesn't work here anymore :rolleyes: (for completely unrelated other reasons)

Gophernut 04-01-2011 11:53 AM

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My wife just called me to tell me that our 21 year old daughter is pregnant again. She just gave birth in November, so I was shocked, but not into disbelief. It took me a while before I finally could even say anything. I got up walked down the hallway here at work, and asked her if this was an April Fools day deal. I owe her one now!

markem 04-01-2011 12:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1224090)
My wife just called me to tell me that our 21 year old daughter is pregnant again. She just gave birth in November, so I was shocked, but not into disbelief. It took me a while before I finally could even say anything. I got up walked down the hallway here at work, and asked her if this was an April Fools day deal. I owe her one now!

Tell her that one of your coworkers overheard you *****ing about the pregnancy before you realized it was a joke. He told the whole office and teased you, so you punched him and broke his nose. You have a meeting with the boss and the HR person at the end of the day.

markem 04-01-2011 12:12 PM

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For the truly geeky, here is the April Fools release from the IETF (the folks who brought you the Internet)

http://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/rfc6217/?include_text=1

This one is pretty good as well

http://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/rfc5984/?include_text=1

markem 04-02-2011 05:31 PM

Re: April Fools Jokes
 
I love the Google Motion prank

http://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html

Devanmc 04-02-2011 05:51 PM

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they had a "few" this year

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google%27s_hoaxes#2011


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