TSA Statistics - teh funnay

shilala · 01-12-2011, 08:40 AM

Year to date *statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA *

Terrorist Plots Discovered *****0
Transvestites **********************133
Hernias *****************************1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases **************3,172
Incontinence **********************6,418
Enlarged Prostates **************8,249
Breast Implants ******************59,350
Natural Blondes ******************3

shilala · 01-12-2011, 08:41 AM

No idea what those stars are about, but it's kinda fun, so I'm leaving it like that.

massphatness · 01-12-2011, 08:41 AM

I thought these were the stats:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41068

Eleven · 01-12-2011, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by shilala

Breast Implants ******************59,350

So is that individual breasts?

shilala · 01-12-2011, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

I thought these were the stats:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41068

Wow, those are remarkably similar. No stars, though.

Gophernut · 01-12-2011, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by shilala

Wow, those are remarkably similar. No stars, though.

Well played!

Skywalker · 01-13-2011, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness

I thought these were the stats:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41068

Ogre · 01-13-2011, 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala

Year to date *statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA *

Terrorist Plots Discovered *****0
Transvestites **********************133
Hernias *****************************1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases **************3,172
Incontinence **********************6,418
Enlarged Prostates **************8,249
Breast Implants ******************59,350
Natural Blondes ******************3

01-12-2011, 08:40 AM	#1
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	TSA Statistics - teh funnay Year to date statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA Terrorist Plots Discovered ***0 Transvestites ******************133 Hernias *************************1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases **********3,172 Incontinence ******************6,418 Enlarged Prostates **********8,249 Breast Implants **************59,350 Natural Blondes ****************3 __________________

01-12-2011, 08:41 AM	#2
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: TSA Statistics - teh funnay No idea what those stars are about, but it's kinda fun, so I'm leaving it like that. __________________

01-12-2011, 08:41 AM	#3
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: TSA Statistics - teh funnay I thought these were the stats: http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41068 __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*