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shilala

01-12-2011 08:40 AM

TSA Statistics - teh funnay

Year to date *statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA *

Terrorist Plots Discovered *****0
Transvestites **********************133
Hernias *****************************1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases **************3,172
Incontinence **********************6,418
Enlarged Prostates **************8,249
Breast Implants ******************59,350
Natural Blondes ******************3

shilala

01-12-2011 08:41 AM

Re: TSA Statistics - teh funnay

No idea what those stars are about, but it's kinda fun, so I'm leaving it like that.

massphatness

01-12-2011 08:41 AM

Re: TSA Statistics - teh funnay

I thought these were the stats:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41068

Eleven

01-12-2011 08:43 AM

Re: TSA Statistics - teh funnay

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1129556)

Breast Implants ******************59,350

So is that individual breasts?

shilala

01-12-2011 03:13 PM

Re: TSA Statistics - teh funnay

Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1129561)

I thought these were the stats:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41068

Wow, those are remarkably similar. No stars, though.

Gophernut

01-12-2011 03:17 PM

Re: TSA Statistics - teh funnay

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1130192)

Wow, those are remarkably similar. No stars, though.

Well played! :r:r:r

Skywalker

01-13-2011 12:04 AM

Re: TSA Statistics - teh funnay

Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1129561)

I thought these were the stats:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41068

:r:r:r

Ogre	01-13-2011 07:20 AM

Re: TSA Statistics - teh funnay

Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1129556)

:r:r:r:r:r

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