Things you hear...

Steve · 12-02-2010, 02:12 PM

- besides "The check is in the mail" - that probably aren't true.

* (after giving directions) ...you can't miss it.

* I never watch television except PBS.

* The engine is supposed to make that noise.

* I never inhaled.

* Just ignore him -- he's never bitten anyone.

* Don't worry, I can get another 40 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

* It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

* You get this one and I'll pay next time.

* I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.

* I'll call you right back.

* I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

* Don't worry.

* I don't need a nice ring when you ask me to marry you.

* Almost any answer to the question, "Do these pants make my rear end look big?"

* I will pay you back next week.

* I only had one drink, officer.

* I'll be there in 5 minutes.

* No, your driver's license picture looks fine.

* The dog ate my homework.

* It tastes just like chicken.

* This car is just like new.

* Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

* This will pay for itself the first time you use it.

* We don't need to stop for directions. I know exactly where we are.

* Congratulations! You've just won an all expense paid trip to the destination of your choice. Absolutely free! No strings attached.

T.G · 12-02-2010, 02:13 PM

* Cigars age by the rule of 3's

forgop · 12-02-2010, 02:15 PM

Don't forget about the person that wants to buy your item for sale on craigslist, but he just happened to leave to work in the UK for the next 3 months and will send payment and have his shipper pick up the goods...

OR

I am a verified beneficiary to a very wealthy person in Nigeria. All I have to do is pay some money to help expedite the process for the funds to be released.

kelmac07 · 12-02-2010, 07:06 PM

Don't forget...

"Don't be a Nickerson!!"

theoneandonly · 12-02-2010, 07:12 PM

"I swear tofficer, I'm sotally tober."

Bill86 · 12-02-2010, 07:17 PM

* I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G

* Cigars age by the rule of 3's

Man that never gets old.

Kreth · 12-02-2010, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by forgop

I am a verified beneficiary to a very wealthy person in Nigeria. All I having to do is pay some money for to allowing the funds to be released.

Fixed your grammar.

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GolfNut · 12-02-2010, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kreth

Fixed your grammar.

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So it's YOU that's been sending me those emails!

Nobody else could have the sentence structure down so well.

MajorCaptSilly · 12-02-2010, 09:20 PM

I won't steal your socks.

The grapes are from Russia.

Dan Rather used this toothbrush.

A tomato is a vegetable.

I did not put leeches in your briefcase.

Faygo is better than Nehi.

Sanford & Son is based on a true story.

MCS

Skywalker · 12-02-2010, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I won't steal your socks.

The grapes are from Russia.

Dan Rather used this toothbrush.

A tomato is a vegetable.

I did not put leeches in your briefcase.

Faygo is better than Nehi.

Sanford & Son is based on a true story.

MCS

12-02-2010, 09:45 PM

It's just a flesh wound...

massphatness · 12-02-2010, 09:55 PM

Vin's hot
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TheStatsGuy · 12-03-2010, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness

Vin's hot...wanna nother drink?
Posted via Mobile Device

FYP

357 · 12-03-2010, 08:11 AM

No means NO

htown · 12-03-2010, 09:29 AM

trust me

357 · 12-03-2010, 09:41 AM

I'm an IT (support) guy. Changes to production systems are very carefully controlled and documented. Something breaks. We get called. We have no recent changes on record. We ask and we hear all the time from software developers

"I didn't change ANYTHING"

As soon as you dig a little deaper and find evidence against them its: "Yeah I did that, I renamed that file, updated that code, moved that folder, etc". Most things done on a computer can be tracked. Never forget that.

12-02-2010, 02:12 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Things you hear... - besides "The check is in the mail" - that probably aren't true. * (after giving directions) ...you can't miss it. * I never watch television except PBS. * The engine is supposed to make that noise. * I never inhaled. * Just ignore him -- he's never bitten anyone. * Don't worry, I can get another 40 miles when the gauge is on "empty." * It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing. * You get this one and I'll pay next time. * I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions. * I'll call you right back. * I'm from the government and I'm here to help. * Don't worry. * I don't need a nice ring when you ask me to marry you. * Almost any answer to the question, "Do these pants make my rear end look big?" * I will pay you back next week. * I only had one drink, officer. * I'll be there in 5 minutes. * No, your driver's license picture looks fine. * The dog ate my homework. * It tastes just like chicken. * This car is just like new. * Guaranteed to last a lifetime. * This will pay for itself the first time you use it. * We don't need to stop for directions. I know exactly where we are. * Congratulations! You've just won an all expense paid trip to the destination of your choice. Absolutely free! No strings attached. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

12-02-2010, 02:13 PM	#2
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: Things you hear... * Cigars age by the rule of 3's

12-02-2010, 02:15 PM	#3
forgop Not a puffer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Duane Location: Indianapolis, IN Posts: 2,869 Trading: (40)	Re: Things you hear... Don't forget about the person that wants to buy your item for sale on craigslist, but he just happened to leave to work in the UK for the next 3 months and will send payment and have his shipper pick up the goods... OR I am a verified beneficiary to a very wealthy person in Nigeria. All I have to do is pay some money to help expedite the process for the funds to be released.

12-02-2010, 07:06 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Things you hear... Don't forget... "Don't be a Nickerson!!" __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-02-2010, 07:12 PM	#5
theoneandonly Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 First Name: Jeff Location: Daly City, CA Posts: 65 Trading: (0)	Re: Things you hear... "I swear tofficer, I'm sotally tober."

12-02-2010, 09:20 PM	#9
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Things you hear... I won't steal your socks. The grapes are from Russia. Dan Rather used this toothbrush. A tomato is a vegetable. I did not put leeches in your briefcase. Faygo is better than Nehi. Sanford & Son is based on a true story. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

12-02-2010, 09:45 PM	#11
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Things you hear... It's just a flesh wound...

12-02-2010, 09:55 PM	#12
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: Things you hear... Vin's hot Posted via Mobile Device

12-03-2010, 08:11 AM	#14
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Things you hear... No means NO __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

12-03-2010, 09:29 AM	#15
htown Feeling at Home Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Sugar Land Posts: 877 Trading: (29)	Re: Things you hear... trust me

12-03-2010, 09:41 AM	#16
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Things you hear... I'm an IT (support) guy. Changes to production systems are very carefully controlled and documented. Something breaks. We get called. We have no recent changes on record. We ask and we hear all the time from software developers "I didn't change ANYTHING" As soon as you dig a little deaper and find evidence against them its: "Yeah I did that, I renamed that file, updated that code, moved that folder, etc". Most things done on a computer can be tracked. Never forget that. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain