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- besides "The check is in the mail" - that probably aren't true.

* (after giving directions) ...you can't miss it.

* I never watch television except PBS.

* The engine is supposed to make that noise.

* I never inhaled.

* Just ignore him -- he's never bitten anyone.

* Don't worry, I can get another 40 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

* It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

* You get this one and I'll pay next time.

* I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.

* I'll call you right back.

* I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

* Don't worry.

* I don't need a nice ring when you ask me to marry you.

* Almost any answer to the question, "Do these pants make my rear end look big?"

* I will pay you back next week.

* I only had one drink, officer.

* I'll be there in 5 minutes.

* No, your driver's license picture looks fine.

* The dog ate my homework.

* It tastes just like chicken.

* This car is just like new.

* Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

* This will pay for itself the first time you use it.

* We don't need to stop for directions. I know exactly where we are.

* Congratulations! You've just won an all expense paid trip to the destination of your choice. Absolutely free! No strings attached.

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* Cigars age by the rule of 3's

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Don't forget about the person that wants to buy your item for sale on craigslist, but he just happened to leave to work in the UK for the next 3 months and will send payment and have his shipper pick up the goods...

OR

I am a verified beneficiary to a very wealthy person in Nigeria. All I have to do is pay some money to help expedite the process for the funds to be released.

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Don't forget...

"Don't be a Nickerson!!" :r :r :r

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"I swear tofficer, I'm sotally tober."

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* I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

:lr


:r :r Man that never gets old.

Fixed your grammar. ;)
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:lr So it's YOU that's been sending me those emails! :lr Nobody else could have the sentence structure down so well.

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I won't steal your socks.

The grapes are from Russia.

Dan Rather used this toothbrush.

A tomato is a vegetable.

I did not put leeches in your briefcase.

Faygo is better than Nehi.

Sanford & Son is based on a true story.



MCS

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:sh

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It's just a flesh wound...

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Vin's hot
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FYP

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No means NO

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trust me

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I'm an IT (support) guy. Changes to production systems are very carefully controlled and documented. Something breaks. We get called. We have no recent changes on record. We ask and we hear all the time from software developers

"I didn't change ANYTHING"

As soon as you dig a little deaper and find evidence against them its: "Yeah I did that, I renamed that file, updated that code, moved that folder, etc". Most things done on a computer can be tracked. Never forget that.