*what a real woman does*

jwintosh · 11-30-2010, 12:21 AM

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and

never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and

comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live

without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his

deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man

in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,

seductive, and invincible. . .

No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.

That's what beer does...

Never mind.

akumushi · 11-30-2010, 12:24 AM

Here's

for beer.

Bill86 · 11-30-2010, 12:26 AM

to beer!

Skywalker · 12-01-2010, 08:40 AM

Too true!!!

kelmac07 · 12-01-2010, 08:59 AM

11-30-2010, 12:21 AM	#1
jwintosh i have a confirmation #!! Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Jeffrey Location: San Diego Posts: 1,239 Trading: (15)	*what a real woman does* A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. . . No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind. __________________ Surf's Up!

11-30-2010, 12:24 AM	#2
akumushi Habanos Apologist Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,298 Trading: (11)	Re: what a real woman does Here's for beer. __________________ "Eventually, however, every ash must drop. And the drop usually is as sudden as it is final."

11-30-2010, 12:26 AM	#3
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: what a real woman does to beer!

12-01-2010, 08:40 AM	#4
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: what a real woman does Too true!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

12-01-2010, 08:59 AM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: what a real woman does __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"