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jwintosh 11-29-2010 11:21 PM

*what a real woman does*
 
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and

never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and

comfort him after a bad day.



She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live

without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his

deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.



She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man

in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,

seductive, and invincible. . .



No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer.

That's what beer does...

Never mind.

akumushi 11-29-2010 11:24 PM

Re: *what a real woman does*
 
Here's :tu:tu for beer.:r

Bill86 11-29-2010 11:26 PM

Re: *what a real woman does*
 
:chr to beer!

Skywalker 12-01-2010 07:40 AM

Re: *what a real woman does*
 
:chr

Too true!!!:r:r:r

kelmac07 12-01-2010 07:59 AM

Re: *what a real woman does*
 
:r :r :r


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