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YNWA
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It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM on the first hole of a
busy course, and Tony was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing the upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: "Would the gentleman on the women's tee please back up to the men's tee, please?" Tony could feel every eye on the course looking at him. But, he was still deep in his routine and seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement: "Would the man on the women's tee please back up to the men's tee, please!" Tony simply ignored him and kept on concentrating on his shot. Once more the voice yelled, "Would the man on the women's tee please back up to the men's tee, please!" Tony finally stopped, turned, cupped his hands and shouted back.... "Would the asshole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot?"
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I <3 Huy
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OMG it was Bao!
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Just call me Slappy.
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Were you using your red club or your blue club?????
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Mila smoked my cigar
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Watch out for dick out rules.
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Have My Own Room
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Seeing you post second made me pee my pants Bao!
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Chief Wannastogie Lounge
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Thanks, Peter! Appreciate the laugh...
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