Opening lines

[landhoney]

Originally Posted by Ogre3239

But can you handle the 97/100 slaps??????

I think it depends on which three women say yes.

[aich75013]

Originally Posted by bigdix

My buddy used the following at a bar one night....it worked! "So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled...or fertilized?"

Is his name Dave?
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