marine on a plane

[Porch Dweller]

Originally Posted by Subvet642

It would take a Marine to fit his wiener in a tiny little Coke bottle spout.

I once almost got pummeled by three Marines in Stuttgart after I told them the only Marine joke I know:

Q: Why does the Navy keep Marines on their ships?

A: Because sheep would be too obvious.

Yeah, Marines don't enjoy non-Marines making jokes about them. A couple of rounds of beers settled everything down, though.