Getting old just plain sucks!

[shilala]

Originally Posted by icehog3

Feel free to post a link for the efficient nose-trimmer for us "mature" guys, Scott!

Here we have the Holy Grail of nose hair trimmers.
Carlos, nobody plucks my hair. Ever. (I just shave my nose.)
I have hair over every square inch of my body except my forehead and that sunspot on the top of my head. I'm convinced I'm 1/2 to 3/4 Sasquatch. Lisa once suggested I shave something or get waxed or some such sh!t (and it wasn't my junk). I told her if she wanted a girl, go get a girl.
Since then, I've met her halfway and I bought a professional cordless clipper setup on ebay (my old clippers were junk). I use it to cut my hair and clipper every part of my pelt that I can reach. No one would ever notice I'm doing anything, but I do. She does, too. I wish I could find a set of clippers with a six inch wide blade. It'd save a lot of time.