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Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

"Excuse me but I seem to have lost the keys for my vintage 1973 AMC Gremlin. Would you have time to help me find them? I'll let you drive it."

MCS

Oh man I miss my Gremlin X in Metallic Forest Green with gold accents. I'd LOVE
to have that car today. It's the 66 Goat I REALLY miss, though.

Now that I have mentioned it and broken the ice taboo, "Wanna get HIGH?" used to REALLY
work back in the 80's and I hear it worked in the 70's too. I wouldn't know until 1979, however.
And now I can't inhale anything.