Opening lines - Page 2

Blueface · 06-25-2010, 05:42 AM

"Hey babe, what's your sign?
I'm feces.
My friends call me #2.
I am sorry.
That was very forward of me.
I am very drunk.
For all I know you are are freaking ugly."

Love that line from comedian Bob Nelson. Classic!

OLS · 07-15-2010, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

"Excuse me but I seem to have lost the keys for my vintage 1973 AMC Gremlin. Would you have time to help me find them? I'll let you drive it."

MCS

Oh man I miss my Gremlin X in Metallic Forest Green with gold accents. I'd LOVE
to have that car today. It's the 66 Goat I REALLY miss, though.

Now that I have mentioned it and broken the ice taboo, "Wanna get HIGH?" used to REALLY
work back in the 80's and I hear it worked in the 70's too. I wouldn't know until 1979, however.
And now I can't inhale anything.

AD720 · 07-15-2010, 03:56 PM

You have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

replicant_argent · 07-15-2010, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AD720

You have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

Too many drunken boaters for that.

Starscream · 07-15-2010, 04:12 PM

"Will you go to the Prom with me?" That's what worked for me a very long time ago. Haven't needed a pickup line since.

longknocker · 07-15-2010, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lear31MX

Nce shoes, want to ........(insert your own vernacular)

A Good Friend Of Mine Used That Line At Work After A Young Lady Presented With A New Boob Job And Was "Written Up"!

07-15-2010, 04:31 PM

"You know what would look good on you?....

...me."

Wolfgang · 07-15-2010, 05:23 PM

Did you just fart?..............Because you blew me away.

macsauce13 · 07-15-2010, 05:31 PM

I have always gotten cute/sweet as opposed to hot/sexy so I have always tried to play it to my advantage.

"Hey, I know this is random and you don't know me, but I'd really like to know you." Insert appropriate emphasis on 'you' and I'm going to be honest, its a little corny, a lot embarrassing, but I haven't done too bad.

markem · 07-15-2010, 05:48 PM

My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.

If they know the movie, you are so in. Great conversation starter.

MajorCaptSilly · 07-15-2010, 06:10 PM

Two words: Flank Steak.

MCS

RightAJ · 07-15-2010, 06:45 PM

GET OVER HERE!

aj

bigdix · 07-15-2010, 07:02 PM

My buddy used the following at a bar one night....it worked! "So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled...or fertilized?"

SaltyMcGee · 07-15-2010, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack1000

"You know what would look good on you?....

...me."

You stole my fav.

Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back.
I want to be on you.

[Veronica turns and walks away]

Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I WANNA BE ON YOU.

Wolfgang · 07-15-2010, 07:22 PM

I like your dress, but it would look better on my floor.

Ogre · 07-15-2010, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfgang

I like your dress, but it would look better on my floor.

You had me worried for a moment, thought you were going to say it would look better on you!!!

Wolfgang · 07-15-2010, 08:49 PM

HAHA! The thought of that worries me.

76GTFan · 07-15-2010, 09:04 PM

Hey Angel drawers.

Tune in Tokyo.

if your really desperate, just go up to every woman and ask, "Hey wanna sleep with me?" The law of probability is about 3/100.

Ogre · 07-15-2010, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 76GTFan

Hey Angel drawers.

Tune in Tokyo.

if your really desperate, just go up to every woman and ask, "Hey wanna sleep with me?" The law of probability is about 3/100.

But can you handle the 97/100 slaps??????

Wolfgang · 07-16-2010, 07:55 AM

Life's a *****, because if it was a slut it would be easy.

06-25-2010, 05:42 AM	#21
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Opening lines "Hey babe, what's your sign? I'm feces. My friends call me #2. I am sorry. That was very forward of me. I am very drunk. For all I know you are are freaking ugly." Love that line from comedian Bob Nelson. Classic! __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

07-15-2010, 03:56 PM	#23
AD720 I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The City of BOTL-erly Love Posts: 2,684 Trading: (73)	Re: Opening lines You have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. __________________

07-15-2010, 04:12 PM	#25
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Opening lines "Will you go to the Prom with me?" That's what worked for me a very long time ago. Haven't needed a pickup line since. __________________ Insert quote here.

07-15-2010, 04:31 PM	#27
Jack1000 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Opening lines "You know what would look good on you?.... ...me."

07-15-2010, 05:23 PM	#28
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Opening lines Did you just fart?..............Because you blew me away. __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

07-15-2010, 05:31 PM	#29
macsauce13 Have My Own Room Join Date: Mar 2010 First Name: McKenzie Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 1,107 Trading: (38)	Re: Opening lines I have always gotten cute/sweet as opposed to hot/sexy so I have always tried to play it to my advantage. "Hey, I know this is random and you don't know me, but I'd really like to know you." Insert appropriate emphasis on 'you' and I'm going to be honest, its a little corny, a lot embarrassing, but I haven't done too bad.

07-15-2010, 05:48 PM	#30
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,664 Trading: (47)	Re: Opening lines My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. If they know the movie, you are so in. Great conversation starter. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

07-15-2010, 06:10 PM	#31
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Opening lines Two words: Flank Steak. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

07-15-2010, 06:45 PM	#32
RightAJ Here Franky Franky Join Date: Oct 2009 First Name: aj Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 915 Trading: (3)	Re: Opening lines GET OVER HERE! aj __________________ My Blog-> ajstogies.blogspot.com Beer Blog->thehopscribe.blogspot.com

07-15-2010, 07:02 PM	#33
bigdix Cigarmurai Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Dan Location: Oki Posts: 669 Trading: (1)	Re: Opening lines My buddy used the following at a bar one night....it worked! "So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled...or fertilized?" __________________ There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.

07-15-2010, 07:22 PM	#35
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Opening lines I like your dress, but it would look better on my floor. __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

07-15-2010, 08:49 PM	#37
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Opening lines HAHA! The thought of that worries me. __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

07-15-2010, 09:04 PM	#38
76GTFan Full Blown Section 8 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 503 Trading: (9)	Re: Opening lines Hey Angel drawers. Tune in Tokyo. if your really desperate, just go up to every woman and ask, "Hey wanna sleep with me?" The law of probability is about 3/100.

07-16-2010, 07:55 AM	#40
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Opening lines Life's a *****, because if it was a slut it would be easy. __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.