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Old 01-12-2011, 08:40 AM   #1
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Year to date *statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA *

Terrorist Plots Discovered *****0
Transvestites **********************133
Hernias *****************************1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases **************3,172
Incontinence **********************6,418
Enlarged Prostates **************8,249
Breast Implants ******************59,350
Natural Blondes ******************3
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Old 01-12-2011, 08:41 AM   #2
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No idea what those stars are about, but it's kinda fun, so I'm leaving it like that.
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I thought these were the stats:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41068
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Breast Implants ******************59,350
So is that individual breasts?
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Wow, those are remarkably similar. No stars, though.
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Wow, those are remarkably similar. No stars, though.
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Year to date *statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA *

Terrorist Plots Discovered *****0
Transvestites **********************133
Hernias *****************************1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases **************3,172
Incontinence **********************6,418
Enlarged Prostates **************8,249
Breast Implants ******************59,350
Natural Blondes ******************3
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