The Longest Joke in the World

02-09-2009, 02:44 PM

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.

GKitty · 02-09-2009, 03:26 PM

OMG... I can't believe I just read that novel of a joke.

But it was totally worth it!

DMK · 02-09-2009, 03:52 PM

Sorry, I have a attention span of a goldfish.....

02-09-2009, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by GKitty

OMG... I can't believe I just read that novel of a joke.

But it was totally worth it!

hahah

That is the same thing I said when I read it.
The long-ness of the joke made the punchline so much better

King James · 02-09-2009, 05:12 PM

what if i just skip to the punchline?

maybe I'll try to read it later lol

GKitty · 02-09-2009, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by King James

what if i just skip to the punchline?

maybe I'll try to read it later lol

you could... but you won't get it.

chippewastud79 · 02-09-2009, 08:29 PM

Worst joke ever, can't believe I wasted that time in my life

02-09-2009, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Chompers

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.

I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.

02-09-2009, 09:08 PM

lol

You guys are just fun haters

lightning9191 · 02-10-2009, 10:41 AM

I enjoyed it.

Plus I could tell you guys about the time I spent in the desert, but I can't...

AD720 · 02-10-2009, 11:25 AM

I thought "The Shortest Joke In The World" was funnier.

Gophernut · 02-10-2009, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Ubergopher

I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.

Let me know before you go, I'll drive.

ActionAndy · 02-10-2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by AD720

I thought "The Shortest Joke In The World" was funnier.

So my girlfriend has been talking? www.instantrimshot.com

If the "thesis" wanted to be accurate, it would have to be attached to something well written. The joke itself wasn't worth the journey or the "commitment." Cool idea though.

AD720 · 02-10-2009, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ActionAndy

So my girlfriend has been talking? www.instantrimshot.com

icehog3 · 02-10-2009, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chompers

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol.

Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.

We have something in common...I can't read it because its 63336 characters.

Silound · 02-11-2009, 01:36 AM

Worthless waste of time, I can tell you with nearly 100% certainty what's at the bottom without reading it. Either it will have some sarcastic remark about reading a whole pointless story, or it will attempt to analyze people based on how they read it into groups.

Waste of time, there are better things to do in life that are more productive, like smoking

02-11-2009, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ubergopher

I'm going to make sure I outlive you and am there on your death bed and I'll unplug the machines half an hour before you're suppose to die as a way of balancing the books for the time you just stole from me.

I'll bring the beer.

Some of the train of thought parts vaguely remind me of Stephen King novel for some reason.... and just because it's the longest joke, there is no guarantee that it is even a good joke.

Yes, shortest joke is a bit funnier.

AAlmeter · 02-11-2009, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Silound

Worthless waste of time, I can tell you with nearly 100% certainty what's at the bottom without reading it. Either it will have some sarcastic remark about reading a whole pointless story, or it will attempt to analyze people based on how they read it into groups.

Waste of time, there are better things to do in life that are more productive, like smoking

Party pooper

smokeyandthebandit05 · 02-11-2009, 11:28 PM

I read it. I liked it. just read the damn story, what do u have to lose 20 min?

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icehog3 · 02-12-2009, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05

I read it. I liked it. just read the damn story, what do u have to lose 20 min?

Lots of things to do with 20 minutes.

02-09-2009, 02:44 PM	#1
Chompers Guest Posts: n/a	The Longest Joke in the World http://longestjokeintheworld.com/ I can't post it because it's 63336 characters and I'm only allowed 16000 and I do not feel like making multiple posts,lol. Took me a long time to read it all, but I laughed for a good while.

02-09-2009, 03:26 PM	#2
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: The Longest Joke in the World OMG... I can't believe I just read that novel of a joke. But it was totally worth it! __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

02-09-2009, 03:52 PM	#3
DMK S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Darryl Location: Hamilton, ON. Canada. Posts: 2,747 Trading: (86)	Re: The Longest Joke in the World Sorry, I have a attention span of a goldfish..... __________________ Darryl, SOB...

02-09-2009, 05:12 PM	#5
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02-09-2009, 08:29 PM	#7
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: The Longest Joke in the World Worst joke ever, can't believe I wasted that time in my life __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

02-09-2009, 09:08 PM	#9
Chompers Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Longest Joke in the World lol You guys are just fun haters

02-10-2009, 10:41 AM	#10
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Re: The Longest Joke in the World I enjoyed it. Plus I could tell you guys about the time I spent in the desert, but I can't... __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

02-10-2009, 11:25 AM	#11
AD720 I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The City of BOTL-erly Love Posts: 2,684 Trading: (73)	Re: The Longest Joke in the World I thought "The Shortest Joke In The World" was funnier. __________________

02-11-2009, 01:36 AM	#16
Silound ex-CS Swamp Gorilla Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Somewhere in a swamp, south of sanity Posts: 802 Trading: (15)	Re: The Longest Joke in the World Worthless waste of time, I can tell you with nearly 100% certainty what's at the bottom without reading it. Either it will have some sarcastic remark about reading a whole pointless story, or it will attempt to analyze people based on how they read it into groups. Waste of time, there are better things to do in life that are more productive, like smoking __________________ Back in black, and better than ever! You can't keep a good gorilla down! LSU Geaux Tigers!

02-11-2009, 11:28 PM	#19
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: The Longest Joke in the World I read it. I liked it. just read the damn story, what do u have to lose 20 min? ---------------- Now playing: Kenny Chesney - The Good Stuff via FoxyTunes __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3