The Clunck

Steve · 07-09-2020, 07:54 AM

An auto mechanic received a repair order: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners."

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn and heard a 'clunk.' He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.' Back at the shop he soon discovered the problem.

He returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation: "Removed bowling ball from trunk."

icehog3 · 07-09-2020, 09:40 AM

Old Sailor · 07-09-2020, 10:40 AM

M1903A1 · 07-21-2020, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve

An auto mechanic received a repair order: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners."

Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn and heard a 'clunk.' He then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.' Back at the shop he soon discovered the problem.

He returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation: "Removed bowling ball from trunk."

There's a whole list of these from the aviation world...this is a new one on me though!

kydsid · 07-21-2020, 03:02 PM

I want by bowling ball back you damned thief!

CigarNut · 07-21-2020, 05:00 PM

The Poet · 07-21-2020, 09:47 PM

No charge for parts, but service fee of $1500.

07-09-2020, 07:54 AM	#1
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07-09-2020, 09:40 AM	#2
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07-21-2020, 09:47 PM	#7
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: The Clunck No charge for parts, but service fee of $1500. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.