The Leg

Steve · 06-23-2020, 09:57 AM

There was this guy who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. His friend suggested he see a doctor to have his legs checked out.

The guy refused. . . said his friend was crazy.

But he finally went and, sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was shorter than his right!

A quick bit of orthopedic surgery later he was cured; both legs were exactly the same length and he didn't lean left anymore.

His friend said, "You didn't believe me when I told you a doctor could fix your leg."

The guy said: "I stand corrected."

icehog3 · 06-23-2020, 10:22 AM

06-23-2020, 09:57 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	The Leg There was this guy who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. His friend suggested he see a doctor to have his legs checked out. The guy refused. . . said his friend was crazy. But he finally went and, sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was shorter than his right! A quick bit of orthopedic surgery later he was cured; both legs were exactly the same length and he didn't lean left anymore. His friend said, "You didn't believe me when I told you a doctor could fix your leg." The guy said: "I stand corrected." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-23-2020, 10:22 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: The Leg __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!