Special diet

cmitch · 06-02-2020, 09:56 PM

A man was deathly ill and in bed. Dr. called.
“We have your test results back. You have AIDS, the clap, and COVID19 all at once.”
“Geez!,” exclaimed the man. “What are you going to do for me?”
The doc said,”We’re gonna put you on a pizza and cookie diet.”
“Is that all?”
“Well, that’s all we can slip under the door!”

Porch Dweller · 06-03-2020, 07:24 AM

G G · 06-03-2020, 09:03 AM

yessir!!!

Steve · 06-03-2020, 10:02 AM

icehog3 · 06-03-2020, 10:40 AM

CigarNut · 06-05-2020, 09:20 AM

Havanaaddict · 06-05-2020, 01:04 PM

06-02-2020, 09:56 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Special diet A man was deathly ill and in bed. Dr. called. “We have your test results back. You have AIDS, the clap, and COVID19 all at once.” “Geez!,” exclaimed the man. “What are you going to do for me?” The doc said,”We’re gonna put you on a pizza and cookie diet.” “Is that all?” “Well, that’s all we can slip under the door!” __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

06-03-2020, 07:24 AM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,461 Trading: (24)	Re: Special diet __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

06-03-2020, 09:03 AM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Special diet yessir!!!

06-03-2020, 10:02 AM	#4
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Special diet __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

06-03-2020, 10:40 AM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Special diet __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

06-05-2020, 09:20 AM	#6
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Special diet __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

06-05-2020, 01:04 PM	#7
Havanaaddict Man in Black!!! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: V.I.P Room Partagas Factory Posts: 3,465 Trading: (1)	Re: Special diet __________________ "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." "Hav-a-na nice day"