A Position To Fill

The Poet · 01-31-2019, 05:57 PM

A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver , and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of
their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to
Billings , Montana ."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."

Tio Gato · 01-31-2019, 06:04 PM

CigarNut · 01-31-2019, 06:33 PM

Weelok · 01-31-2019, 06:53 PM

Sounds like a tough job actually.

markem · 01-31-2019, 07:02 PM

And your first patient is your daughter

icehog3 · 01-31-2019, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by markem

And your first patient is your daughter

There was no need to take it there, Mr. Mark. I was gently chuckling, then suddenly shuddering.

The Poet · 02-01-2019, 02:53 AM

Incest is relative.

shilala · 02-01-2019, 03:49 AM

cmitch · 02-11-2019, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

Incest is relative.

And relative humidity is sweating while having sex with your sister.

Tio Gato · 02-12-2019, 05:00 AM

Great responses!

dijit · 02-12-2019, 01:15 PM

Lol

01-31-2019, 05:57 PM	#1
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	A Position To Fill A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver , and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings , Montana ." "Good grief; is that where the job is?" "No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now." __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

01-31-2019, 06:04 PM	#2
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: A Position To Fill __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

01-31-2019, 06:33 PM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: A Position To Fill __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

01-31-2019, 06:53 PM	#4
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,106 Trading: (21)	Re: A Position To Fill Sounds like a tough job actually. __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

01-31-2019, 07:02 PM	#5
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: A Position To Fill And your first patient is your daughter __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

02-01-2019, 02:53 AM	#7
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: A Position To Fill Incest is relative. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

02-01-2019, 03:49 AM	#8
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: A Position To Fill __________________

02-12-2019, 05:00 AM	#10
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: A Position To Fill Great responses! __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

02-12-2019, 01:15 PM	#11
dijit Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: Brownsburg, Indiana Posts: 2,186 Trading: (48)	Re: A Position To Fill Lol __________________ Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets.