So many questions...

Steve · 01-12-2017, 08:50 AM

I am 50 something years old and I have so many unanswered questions...

I still haven't found out who let the dogs out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street...why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same...how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop...why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors...

I still don't understand why there is Braille on drive-up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator...

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons...Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections...And, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" - where's that extra penny going...

Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune...Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs...And just what is Victoria's secret?...and what would you do for a Klondike bar - you know as soon as you bite into it, it falls apart...and why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

CigarNut · 01-12-2017, 09:22 AM

massphatness · 01-12-2017, 09:34 AM

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Steve · 01-12-2017, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by massphatness

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

That one is easy Vin, YES!

G G · 01-12-2017, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve

That one is easy Vin, YES!

What if a woman says a man is right?

Steve · 01-12-2017, 10:07 AM

Don't follow the rabbit down it's hole...

dijit · 01-12-2017, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by G G

What if a woman says a man is right?

RUN!! Because she is surely up to something evil!

Dave128 · 01-12-2017, 12:09 PM

Dux · 01-12-2017, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by G G

What if a woman says a man is right?

Game over man...

Steve · 01-12-2017, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dux

Game over man...

01-12-2017, 08:50 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	So many questions... I am 50 something years old and I have so many unanswered questions... I still haven't found out who let the dogs out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street...why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same...how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop...why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... I still don't understand why there is Braille on drive-up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons...Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections...And, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" - where's that extra penny going... Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune...Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs...And just what is Victoria's secret?...and what would you do for a Klondike bar - you know as soon as you bite into it, it falls apart...and why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-12-2017, 09:22 AM	#2
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01-12-2017, 09:34 AM	#3
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	Re: So many questions... If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

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Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: So many questions... Don't follow the rabbit down it's hole... __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

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