Bottle of Wine

md4958 · 12-31-2008, 08:06 AM

Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

MORAL OF THE STORY :
Women are clever, evil b!tches.
Don't mess with them.

01-02-2009, 09:16 AM

Starscream · 01-02-2009, 10:26 AM

Evil woman.

01-02-2009, 10:37 AM

So, Moe, how was the wine?

I hope that everything with the Insurance Co. goes smoothly and swiftly!

GKitty · 01-02-2009, 11:05 AM

Women are evil... and we're good at it.

G G · 01-05-2009, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty

Women are evil... and we're good at it.

The woman speaks the truth.

Mugen910 · 01-05-2009, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gkitty

women are evil... And we're good at it. :d

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey

the woman speaks the truth.

hahaha

mikeandshellie2 · 01-10-2009, 03:08 AM

lol

01-10-2009, 03:15 AM

funny!

dunng · 01-10-2009, 09:06 AM

12-31-2008, 08:06 AM	#1
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Bottle of Wine Bottle of Wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.' Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?' The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...' MORAL OF THE STORY : Women are clever, evil b!tches. Don't mess with them. __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

01-02-2009, 09:16 AM	#2
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01-02-2009, 10:26 AM	#3
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Bottle of Wine Evil woman. __________________ Insert quote here.

01-02-2009, 10:37 AM	#4
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Bottle of Wine So, Moe, how was the wine? I hope that everything with the Insurance Co. goes smoothly and swiftly!

01-02-2009, 11:05 AM	#5
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: Bottle of Wine Women are evil... and we're good at it. __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

01-10-2009, 03:08 AM	#8
mikeandshellie2 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Shellie Location: HUGE crater!! Posts: 735 Trading: (72)	Re: Bottle of Wine lol

01-10-2009, 03:15 AM	#9
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01-10-2009, 09:06 AM	#10
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