Taking customer service up a notch

markem · 08-11-2016, 04:57 PM

So I placed an order on Amazon and got this notice from the company selling the product:

Your Order Has Been Shipped with Tracking #: XXXXXXXXXX

How Did We Manage To Ship Your Order?
Your products were carefully removed from our bomb-proof bunker located 47 stories below the earth’s crust and hand-delivered to our secret order-packing temple where team of 47 uniformed fulfilment professionals gingerly packed your order under the guise of monks chanting ohms of good fortune.

Once sealed, your box was placed in a locked holding cell while 14 statisticians, all holding doctorate degrees from prestigious universities, meticulously studied your address and selected an optimal, unique tracking number destined to deliver your order safely & encourage a joyful unpacking experience: XXXXXXXXXX

We’ve popped a bottle of 1978 Dom Perignon to celebrate this glorious experience and bid your package a safe journey to you, our most valued customer.

CigarNut · 08-11-2016, 07:33 PM

Awesome!

jrw · 08-11-2016, 07:56 PM

Good grief, what did you buy? Suddenly, I need one too, whatever it is :-)

Dave128 · 08-12-2016, 08:30 AM

Nice! I'm pretty sure our last order of toilet paper from Amazon Pantry came with the same note.

AdamJoshua · 08-12-2016, 10:51 AM

I'd tell them to keep the item and ship the Dom.

Other possible reply, "Well now we know where that VAT really goes".

Brlesq · 08-12-2016, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave128

Nice! I'm pretty sure our last order of toilet paper from Amazon Pantry came with the same note.

That would explain the monks chanting ohms of good fortune . . .

markem · 08-12-2016, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brlesq

That would explain the monks chanting ohms of good fortune . . .

Electrifying!

08-11-2016, 04:57 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Taking customer service up a notch So I placed an order on Amazon and got this notice from the company selling the product: Your Order Has Been Shipped with Tracking #: XXXXXXXXXX How Did We Manage To Ship Your Order? Your products were carefully removed from our bomb-proof bunker located 47 stories below the earth’s crust and hand-delivered to our secret order-packing temple where team of 47 uniformed fulfilment professionals gingerly packed your order under the guise of monks chanting ohms of good fortune. Once sealed, your box was placed in a locked holding cell while 14 statisticians, all holding doctorate degrees from prestigious universities, meticulously studied your address and selected an optimal, unique tracking number destined to deliver your order safely & encourage a joyful unpacking experience: XXXXXXXXXX We’ve popped a bottle of 1978 Dom Perignon to celebrate this glorious experience and bid your package a safe journey to you, our most valued customer. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

08-11-2016, 07:33 PM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Taking customer service up a notch Awesome! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

08-11-2016, 07:56 PM	#3
jrw On A 72-Hour Psych Hold Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,002 Trading: (4)	Re: Taking customer service up a notch Good grief, what did you buy? Suddenly, I need one too, whatever it is :-) __________________ A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.--Groucho

08-12-2016, 08:30 AM	#4
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Taking customer service up a notch Nice! I'm pretty sure our last order of toilet paper from Amazon Pantry came with the same note. __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

08-12-2016, 10:51 AM	#5
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Taking customer service up a notch I'd tell them to keep the item and ship the Dom. Other possible reply, "Well now we know where that VAT really goes".