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Old 05-30-2015, 11:46 AM   #1
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Default The boss read the Exorcist

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When I worked at BMP, the Head of Television commuted in from Brighton every day.
He started reading The Exorcist on the train.
He said he thought it was the most evil book he’d ever read.
In fact, he said it was so evil he couldn’t finish it.
So, at the weekend, he went to the end of Brighton pier and threw it as far as he could.
So I went to the bookshop.
I bought another copy.
Then I ran it under the tap.
And left it in his desk drawer.
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Old 05-30-2015, 12:02 PM   #2
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Default Re: The boss read the Exorcist

That's great!
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Old 05-30-2015, 12:04 PM   #3
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Old 05-30-2015, 08:23 PM   #4
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Well played, Sir!
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I wish my boss would start reading the Exorcist now!
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