Bill Clinton Jogging

mhailey · 05-27-2015, 04:44 PM

Bill Clinton is out jogging in the neighborhood when he spots an attractive prostitute standing on the corner. She sees him eyeing her and yells out to him "$50." Bill considers, and yells back "$5." She refuses his offer and they go on their separate ways. The next day Bill is out jogging again and sees the same prostitute. She again yells "$50" and he again responds with "$5." She refuses to come down to his price and they part ways. Two days later Bill is joined by Hillary on his jog, and they come across the same prostitute. The prostitute yells out "See what you get for $5!!"

The Poet · 05-27-2015, 04:49 PM

ibtl

markem · 05-27-2015, 04:52 PM

Okay, that's one I'll keep forever and tell if I am ever invited to a roast of Bill Clinton.

CigarNut · 05-27-2015, 05:23 PM

kelmac07 · 05-27-2015, 06:50 PM

05-27-2015, 04:44 PM	#1
mhailey Splitter of Hairs Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Matt Location: out west Posts: 492 Trading: (21)	Bill Clinton Jogging Bill Clinton is out jogging in the neighborhood when he spots an attractive prostitute standing on the corner. She sees him eyeing her and yells out to him "$50." Bill considers, and yells back "$5." She refuses his offer and they go on their separate ways. The next day Bill is out jogging again and sees the same prostitute. She again yells "$50" and he again responds with "$5." She refuses to come down to his price and they part ways. Two days later Bill is joined by Hillary on his jog, and they come across the same prostitute. The prostitute yells out "See what you get for $5!!" __________________ Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig.

05-27-2015, 04:49 PM	#2
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05-27-2015, 04:52 PM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,607 Trading: (47)	Re: Bill Clinton Jogging Okay, that's one I'll keep forever and tell if I am ever invited to a roast of Bill Clinton. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

05-27-2015, 05:23 PM	#4
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05-27-2015, 06:50 PM	#5
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