Kids...

Steve · 11-06-2014, 09:14 AM

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going!"

"Why not?" she asked.

"I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "(1), they don't like me, and (2), I don't like them."

His mother replied, "I'll give YOU two good reasons why YOU SHOULD go to church: (1) You're 59 years old, and (2) you're the pastor!"

Dave128 · 11-06-2014, 12:03 PM

CigarNut · 11-06-2014, 12:26 PM

kelmac07 · 11-06-2014, 12:39 PM

11-06-2014, 09:14 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Kids... One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going!" "Why not?" she asked. "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "(1), they don't like me, and (2), I don't like them." His mother replied, "I'll give YOU two good reasons why YOU SHOULD go to church: (1) You're 59 years old, and (2) you're the pastor!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

11-06-2014, 12:03 PM	#2
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Kids... __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

11-06-2014, 12:26 PM	#3
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11-06-2014, 12:39 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Kids... __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"