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Steve · 09-30-2014, 06:08 AM

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.

On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'

G G · 09-30-2014, 06:29 AM

kelmac07 · 09-30-2014, 07:03 AM

STEVE S · 09-30-2014, 11:06 AM

Dave128 · 09-30-2014, 12:25 PM

LOL!!

CigarNut · 09-30-2014, 01:36 PM

RUNYYFan · 09-30-2014, 02:52 PM

09-30-2014, 06:08 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Rules... Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. 'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.' __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-30-2014, 06:29 AM	#2
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09-30-2014, 07:03 AM	#3
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09-30-2014, 11:06 AM	#4
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09-30-2014, 12:25 PM	#5
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09-30-2014, 02:52 PM	#7
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