The Difference in Marrying a Girl from New Jersey

RUNYYFan · 05-22-2014, 07:58 PM

Three friends married women from different parts of the US.

The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning while he went out to work. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to a wonderfully clean home and the dishes washed and put away neatly.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw the house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from New Jersey. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for each meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling has gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and he arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and laid the dishwasher. He still has difficulty when he pees.

kelmac07 · 05-22-2014, 08:41 PM

CigarNut · 05-22-2014, 08:55 PM

05-22-2014, 07:58 PM	#1
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	The Difference in Marrying a Girl from New Jersey Three friends married women from different parts of the US. The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning while he went out to work. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to a wonderfully clean home and the dishes washed and put away neatly. The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw the house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from New Jersey. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for each meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling has gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and he arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and laid the dishwasher. He still has difficulty when he pees. __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

05-22-2014, 08:41 PM	#2
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05-22-2014, 08:55 PM	#3
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