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Old 05-04-2014, 12:45 PM   #1
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A woman goes out shopping with her husband and see a pari of boots she just absolutely loves. The husband says, "No chance, love, they're just too expensive."

That evening, in bed, the wife is just starting to fall asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip, then slowly caresses her thigh. She looks over at him and says, "I don't think so honey. If you aren't prepared to shoe the horse, then you sure as hell ain't riding it."
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Old 05-04-2014, 09:04 PM   #2
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Old 05-04-2014, 09:20 PM   #3
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One thing Cigar Gent will probably never be caught saying to his wife is:
"No chance, love, they're just too expensive."


... unfortunately. :P
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