Don't mess with FL seniors

Blueface · 02-17-2014, 02:25 PM

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, *"We're selling ass-holes."*

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."

big_jaygee · 02-17-2014, 02:29 PM

and that's why old guys rule

dijit · 02-17-2014, 02:31 PM

Just a couple more years for me and I hope to inherit that wit!

CigarNut · 02-17-2014, 03:48 PM

kelmac07 · 02-17-2014, 05:52 PM

equetefue · 02-17-2014, 05:55 PM

Hahaha

longknocker · 02-17-2014, 05:56 PM

Dave128 · 02-18-2014, 11:00 AM

LOL!!

jsnake · 02-18-2014, 11:08 AM

that was great

STEVE S · 02-18-2014, 11:30 AM

LOL

02-18-2014, 12:12 PM

Superb! Must be here in Sarasota!!!

pektel · 02-18-2014, 12:17 PM

02-17-2014, 02:25 PM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Don't mess with FL seniors Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store's merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes." Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left." __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

02-17-2014, 02:29 PM	#2
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Don't mess with FL seniors and that's why old guys rule

02-17-2014, 02:31 PM	#3
dijit Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: Brownsburg, Indiana Posts: 2,186 Trading: (48)	Re: Don't mess with FL seniors Just a couple more years for me and I hope to inherit that wit! __________________ Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets.

02-17-2014, 03:48 PM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Don't mess with FL seniors __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

02-17-2014, 05:52 PM	#5
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02-17-2014, 05:55 PM	#6
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02-18-2014, 11:08 AM	#9
jsnake Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jake Location: Your mom's house Posts: 1,309 Trading: (22)	Re: Don't mess with FL seniors that was great

02-18-2014, 11:30 AM	#10
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02-18-2014, 12:12 PM	#11
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02-18-2014, 12:17 PM	#12
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