Achmed the Dead Terrorist

markem · 02-10-2014, 12:15 PM

Okay, let the jokes commence:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/wo...s.html?hp&_r=0

JenksAnejo · 02-10-2014, 12:17 PM

CigarNut · 02-10-2014, 12:20 PM

I think that's called "Poetic Justice"

bobarian · 02-10-2014, 12:23 PM

stearns · 02-10-2014, 12:30 PM

leave it to ISIS to screw things up

sigsauer · 02-10-2014, 12:38 PM

divine intervention.....

T.G · 02-10-2014, 12:38 PM

sigsauer · 02-10-2014, 12:40 PM

might just be a miracle
(NSFW) Language..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UMc2WyLrj0

markem · 02-10-2014, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G

Be quiet!

I kill you!

oops, premature detonation...

massphatness · 02-10-2014, 12:42 PM

Porch Dweller · 02-10-2014, 12:47 PM

xFreebirdx · 02-10-2014, 01:00 PM

Now this is funny.

Blueface · 02-10-2014, 01:04 PM

Woo Hoo, 72 virgins like this waiting for them.

AdamJoshua · 02-10-2014, 01:26 PM

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Looks like he counted to four.

Steve · 02-10-2014, 01:26 PM

markem · 02-10-2014, 01:50 PM

Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

RUNYYFan · 02-10-2014, 05:13 PM

Sheesh!

Another gem in the article: "In other violence in Iraq..."

sigsauer · 02-11-2014, 05:11 AM

only good terrorist is a dead one...

Dave128 · 02-11-2014, 02:23 PM

God works in mysterious ways.

02-10-2014, 12:15 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Achmed the Dead Terrorist Okay, let the jokes commence: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/wo...s.html?hp&_r=0 __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Achmed the Dead Terrorist And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Looks like he counted to four.

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: Achmed the Dead Terrorist Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu... Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

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RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: Achmed the Dead Terrorist Sheesh! Another gem in the article: "In other violence in Iraq..." __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

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