Bank Robber

jhedrick83 · 01-30-2014, 07:46 AM

One day in a small town the bank alarm goes off. Being a small town everyone comes out of their shops and gathers around to see what all the commotion is all about. After a minute or two a man busts out of the front door with a bag full of cash. Unfazed by the crowd that has gathered, he walks up to the first man he sees and says, "did you see me rob that bank?". "I sure did" replies the man. At which point the robber pulls out a gun and shoots the man in the head. The robber calmly walks up to the next man he sees and says, "did you see me rob that bank?". "I sure did, and you won't get away with this!" replies the second man. The robber shoots him in the head too. He proceeds to a third man and asks, "did you see me rob that bank?". The man calmly responds, "I did not see you rob that bank, but my wife said she did!".

dijit · 01-30-2014, 08:05 AM

I live in a big city there has got to a bank robbery happening somewhere!!

kelmac07 · 01-30-2014, 08:20 AM

big_jaygee · 01-30-2014, 08:24 AM

czerbe · 01-30-2014, 08:40 AM

Blueface · 01-30-2014, 12:08 PM

jhedrick83 · 01-30-2014, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dijit

I live in a big city there has got to a bank robbery happening somewhere!!

Just get a Police scanner...

G G · 01-30-2014, 12:36 PM

good un.

CigarNut · 01-30-2014, 01:39 PM

Heavy_d · 01-30-2014, 02:53 PM

01-30-2014, 07:46 AM	#1
jhedrick83 GO VOLS! Join Date: May 2013 First Name: Jesse Location: Knoxville Posts: 402 Trading: (0)	Bank Robber One day in a small town the bank alarm goes off. Being a small town everyone comes out of their shops and gathers around to see what all the commotion is all about. After a minute or two a man busts out of the front door with a bag full of cash. Unfazed by the crowd that has gathered, he walks up to the first man he sees and says, "did you see me rob that bank?". "I sure did" replies the man. At which point the robber pulls out a gun and shoots the man in the head. The robber calmly walks up to the next man he sees and says, "did you see me rob that bank?". "I sure did, and you won't get away with this!" replies the second man. The robber shoots him in the head too. He proceeds to a third man and asks, "did you see me rob that bank?". The man calmly responds, "I did not see you rob that bank, but my wife said she did!".

01-30-2014, 08:05 AM	#2
dijit Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: Brownsburg, Indiana Posts: 2,186 Trading: (48)	Re: Bank Robber I live in a big city there has got to a bank robbery happening somewhere!! __________________ Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets.

01-30-2014, 08:20 AM	#3
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01-30-2014, 08:24 AM	#4
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Bank Robber

01-30-2014, 08:40 AM	#5
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01-30-2014, 12:08 PM	#6
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01-30-2014, 12:36 PM	#8
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Re: Bank Robber good un.

01-30-2014, 01:39 PM	#9
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01-30-2014, 02:53 PM	#10
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