Old Retiree

Blueface · 10-18-2013, 02:16 PM

A little old man shuffled slowly into the ' Orange Dipper', an ice cream parlour in Naples, FL and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids’.

kelmac07 · 10-18-2013, 02:31 PM

big_jaygee · 10-18-2013, 02:33 PM

10-18-2013, 02:16 PM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Old Retiree A little old man shuffled slowly into the ' Orange Dipper', an ice cream parlour in Naples, FL and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids’. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-18-2013, 02:31 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Old Retiree __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-18-2013, 02:33 PM	#3
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Old Retiree