Fog rotflmao!

Steve · 09-10-2013, 07:32 AM

A old snake goes to see his doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes. Can't see well these days." The doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks.

The snake comes back two weeks later and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem -- didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine, Doc. I just discovered I've been married to a water hose the past two years!"

big_jaygee · 09-10-2013, 08:03 AM

Blueface · 09-10-2013, 08:04 AM

kelmac07 · 09-10-2013, 08:21 AM

CigarNut · 09-10-2013, 08:47 AM

09-10-2013, 07:32 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Fog rotflmao! A old snake goes to see his doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes. Can't see well these days." The doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back two weeks later and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem -- didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine, Doc. I just discovered I've been married to a water hose the past two years!" __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-10-2013, 08:03 AM	#2
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Fog rotflmao!

09-10-2013, 08:04 AM	#3
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09-10-2013, 08:21 AM	#4
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09-10-2013, 08:47 AM	#5
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