In honor of the imminent start of school...

Steve · 08-16-2013, 07:08 AM

In the interest of Full Disclosure, this is pretty much how it works in MY house...

DAILY HOMEWORK POLICY

Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night: This time should be budgeted in the following manner:

- 15 minutes looking for assignment
- 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment
- 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like students
- 8 minutes in the bathroom
- 10 minutes getting a snack
- 7 minutes checking the DVR
- 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment
- 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment

LONG TERM HOMEWORK POLICY

- These assignments are given the night before they are due. This explains the name "long term."
- It is a long term commitment to the time it takes to finish it, which usually begins at 9:30 p.m. and ends at 11:50 p.m....or later.
- It is important that the whole family is involved in the project.
- It is imperative that at least one family member races to Walmart/Kmart for posterboard, and that at least one family member ends up in tears (does not have to be the student).
- One parent needs to stay up and complete the project. The other parent needs to call the school and leave a message that the student is out sick.
- It is not necessary to have the student's name on the assignment.

CigarNut · 08-16-2013, 07:42 AM

smokin5 · 08-16-2013, 10:11 AM

And THAT is why I stopped teaching.
Well, that and the armed escort.
And the angry mob with torches.

08-16-2013, 07:08 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	In honor of the imminent start of school... In the interest of Full Disclosure, this is pretty much how it works in MY house... DAILY HOMEWORK POLICY Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night: This time should be budgeted in the following manner: - 15 minutes looking for assignment - 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment - 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like students - 8 minutes in the bathroom - 10 minutes getting a snack - 7 minutes checking the DVR - 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment - 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment LONG TERM HOMEWORK POLICY - These assignments are given the night before they are due. This explains the name "long term." - It is a long term commitment to the time it takes to finish it, which usually begins at 9:30 p.m. and ends at 11:50 p.m....or later. - It is important that the whole family is involved in the project. - It is imperative that at least one family member races to Walmart/Kmart for posterboard, and that at least one family member ends up in tears (does not have to be the student). - One parent needs to stay up and complete the project. The other parent needs to call the school and leave a message that the student is out sick. - It is not necessary to have the student's name on the assignment. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-16-2013, 07:42 AM	#2
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08-16-2013, 10:11 AM	#3
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Re: In honor of the imminent start of school... And THAT is why I stopped teaching. Well, that and the armed escort. And the angry mob with torches. __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.