I'm afraid I resemble this...

Steve · 08-13-2013, 06:33 AM

The garage was piled high with duck decoys, fishing rods, hunting boots, waders and outdoor gear of all kinds. Staring at the mess, the wife sighed, "I hope I die first, so I don't have to get rid of all this."

"Look on the bright side," the husband said, "If I go first, you can put an ad in the paper. When all the men come by to check out the gear, you can pick out a replacement for me."

Looking at the pile the wife said, "No, any guy who would want all this stuff would not be my type."

.cigardude. · 08-13-2013, 08:27 AM

Sucks for her

Blueface · 08-13-2013, 08:34 AM

Ouch

08-13-2013, 06:33 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	I'm afraid I resemble this... The garage was piled high with duck decoys, fishing rods, hunting boots, waders and outdoor gear of all kinds. Staring at the mess, the wife sighed, "I hope I die first, so I don't have to get rid of all this." "Look on the bright side," the husband said, "If I go first, you can put an ad in the paper. When all the men come by to check out the gear, you can pick out a replacement for me." Looking at the pile the wife said, "No, any guy who would want all this stuff would not be my type." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-13-2013, 08:27 AM	#2
.cigardude. Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Miami, FL. Posts: 171 Trading: (0)	Re: I'm afraid I resemble this... Sucks for her

08-13-2013, 08:34 AM	#3
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: I'm afraid I resemble this... Ouch __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian