Tatoos

cmitch · 06-17-2013, 12:34 PM

Jimmy and Buford were playing golf and got to talking about tatoos. Jimmy told Buford, "I have a tatoo on my dick. It says Long Dong Silver!"

Buford says, "Really? That's a coincidence. I have a tatoo on my dick too. It says 'Shorty' ."

Jimmy asks, "Why would you name your dick 'Shorty?"

"You don't understand," says Buford. "When I get a hard on, it says Shorty's Bar and Grille, Chattanooga, Tennessee!"

363 · 06-17-2013, 01:10 PM

lol

kelmac07 · 06-17-2013, 01:28 PM

CigarNut · 06-17-2013, 01:37 PM

Blueface · 06-18-2013, 06:50 AM

06-17-2013, 12:34 PM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Tatoos Jimmy and Buford were playing golf and got to talking about tatoos. Jimmy told Buford, "I have a tatoo on my dick. It says Long Dong Silver!" Buford says, "Really? That's a coincidence. I have a tatoo on my dick too. It says 'Shorty' ." Jimmy asks, "Why would you name your dick 'Shorty?" "You don't understand," says Buford. "When I get a hard on, it says Shorty's Bar and Grille, Chattanooga, Tennessee!" __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

06-17-2013, 01:10 PM	#2
363 Infecting Via PM Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Brendon Location: Maryland Posts: 1,773 Trading: (35)	Re: Tatoos lol __________________ Support our Troops "do NOT put pizza in your briar without letting it cool off Brendon" - Sterns

06-17-2013, 01:28 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Tatoos __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

06-17-2013, 01:37 PM	#4
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Tatoos __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

06-18-2013, 06:50 AM	#5
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Tatoos __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian