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Old 02-18-2013, 04:10 PM   #1
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Default Who said men are fools?

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...

For example...

A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her
bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as
she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a
drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them
stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello”?
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Old 02-18-2013, 04:18 PM   #2
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Just about fell out of my chair.
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Old 02-18-2013, 04:30 PM   #3
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that's great
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Old 02-18-2013, 06:44 PM   #4
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Old 02-18-2013, 06:58 PM   #5
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Old 02-18-2013, 06:59 PM   #6
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Old 02-18-2013, 07:15 PM   #7
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Old 02-18-2013, 08:09 PM   #8
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That was pretty good Todd
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Old 02-18-2013, 09:07 PM   #10
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Indeed. Well played.
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Old 02-18-2013, 09:20 PM   #11
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Thats freaking hilarious!
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