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Old 02-06-2013, 03:41 PM   #1
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Default FOGs Still Rule!

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by seasoned doctor.

After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.

She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.

A new, young doctor fresh out of school stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.

Then, the young doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor’s room.

“What the heck’s wrong with you?” He demanded.

“This woman is 68 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren , and you told her she was pregnant???!!!”

The old doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:

“Does she still have the hiccups?
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:55 PM   #4
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Old 02-06-2013, 03:55 PM   #5
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